You and Me Could have a Bad Bromance

It’s hard trying to promote the efficacy of adding larger doses of men into family life, while also talking shit about other dads. Most men, not only fathers, will agree that it is difficult to make friends with other men after we’re grown up. Nothing makes you grow up more profoundly than becoming a dad. But why do we fathers still have a hard time making friends with other dads when we’ve been irrevocably changed? Why can’t dads have support circles with each other like moms do?

I don’t know if you are like me, but when I found out I was going to be a dad I started reading all the books and websites dedicated to giving advice to dads. One constant mantra is that new dads need help and advice from more seasoned and established fathers. Per the counsel in the books, new fathers are to seek out other dads with whom to bond and share support with. Sounds great in theory, but putting this into practice, however, it’s easier said than done.

The purpose of my blog is to give dads (or whoever) insight into the challenges of being a father who wants to operate outside of previously established norms in our society. Unfortunately, other dads (who are supposed to be my comrades) can be a bit of a challenge at times. While there is a measurable rise in a new race of fathers, who are breaking out of their designated societal boxes, there are still a lot of dads out there, unfortunately, who perpetuate the cliché of the dipshit dad. Cheers.

As a woke father, I want to be able to prove to women (and the world in general) that dads are underrated and deserve more recognition for good parenting than we currently enjoy. It’s hard to deny that the old school style of being a dad doesn’t really fit in this new world of technology, social media, and political turmoil that we find ourselves in. Men have to be more engaged and social on every level.

And it’s not all bad news. A lot of guys are trailblazing new paths in how they want to participate as fathers. However, I find that there are plenty of fathers who tip the scales backwards to the Fred Flintstone model of fatherhood, so that progressive dads never seem to get anywhere in changing cultural stereotypes. Not anywhere fast anyways. I mean, did you see Incredibles 2? Does Mr. Incredible really have to mess shit up as the stay at home while Elastigirl is killing it at her new job? Is that the best Pixar could do in 2018? Redo Mr. Mom which was made 1983. Wow.

I’ve been a dad for over 8 years now, and I have only one friend who is a dad. Only problem is that his son is my age, so I can’t really rely on my buddy for any current advice on how to parent in these modern times. And that’s important. Some advice is always sage and that’s great, but I sometimes need to know how to handle that’s not covered by Bill Cosby’s comedy routines. It’s not like I don’t want fathers for friends, but I just can’t seem to click with most of them. Or else I don’t want to.

Case in point: Because of my wife’s work schedule (originally wrote this post before the divorce), the fact that we only have one car, and my son’s speech delay keeps him from being able to take the bus, I have to walk him to school. The school is close (only about one third of a mile) and I always go with a stroller because my other son (the 2 year old) just can’t make the trip with his short legs. I know that my kids and I are a constant fixture among the neighborhood, as we walk no matter the weather.

A couple of weeks ago, I was walking my oldest son home from school and I heard a young boy crying outside his house only a couple of blocks from ours. The boy was on his front step just bawling, and after I realized there was no adult nearby, I quickly crossed the street to see what was wrong.

When my boys and I rolled up in our double stroller, I asked what was up. The tearful boy told me someone at school had stolen his keys and he was locked out. I offered to let him use my cellphone to call his parents, but he said he didn’t know their numbers (that’s just great). I asked what time he expected his parents to come home, and he said his dad should be there around 4 something, and at that moment it was a quarter till 4.

I offered to walk him back to school to see if the school had his dad’s number, but he said his dad would be mad if he came home and he wasn’t there. Given the circumstances I offered to stay with him until his dad got home.

While we waited we talked about a lot of things. The boy was in the 4th grade at my son’s school and coincidentally his little brother was in the same kindergarten class as my son. His brother stayed at the school in an after school program but for some reason he wasn’t in the same program and would go home by himself.

Since my son was talking a lot to the boy (who was looking confused because he wasn’t understanding very much) I let him know that my son had a speech delay and that’s why it was hard to understand him. I also talked to the boy about the importance of knowing his parents phone numbers by memory and that (at our house) we had a key in a secret hiding spot in case we were ever locked out, and that he should talk to his dad about doing the same thing.

In the middle of our talk, a minivan pulled up to the curb, it was a mother from a couple of houses down who was on her way to pick up her kids from school. She said she had heard the boy crying too, and wanted to know the situation. I filled her in, while my son kept the boy busy with a string of incoherent words. I could tell she didn’t think highly of the parenting of this child: letting him walk home by himself at his age.

I just smiled, thinking back to the time when I was in 2nd grade and my brother was in 4th and we would walk 2 miles from our catholic school in Baltimore, only to have to wait 2 more hours at home for our mother to return from work. So, I assured her that I would make sure the boy was okay.

Finally, at 4:30 the boy’s father drove up in his jacked up truck. The thing was huge. I couldn’t imagine how his wife and kids were supposed to get into the thing. Even though a strange man with two young children were standing in his driveway talking to his son, the boy’s dad ignored us and asked his son what was going on. The boy admitted to losing his keys, to which the father just said his name like a curse in exasperation. He then barely glanced at me and said, “thank you sir” and entered his house without another word.

I proceeded to walk home with my sons with a chip on my shoulder. My oldest son was dancing all the way back home, praising our good deed for helping the boy. I loved to see how well my son took the situation, but I was sorely disappointed in how it had played out. I tried to be fair and thought to put myself in that other dad’s shoes. I realized he might have been embarrassed about how he had looked as a parent. Maybe he was tired and had a bad day at work? There could have been a whole host of things that kept him from acting like a little neighborly.

Whatever his reason, it still didn’t change the facts. How could he not have introduced himself and then asked me my name? How could he not have asked me what was going on, and what I was doing there? How could he have not shook my hand, like a man, and looked me square in the eye when he thanked me for waiting with his son for most of an hour until he came home? Not only did this guy fail in some pretty basic codes of conduct with me, he also failed his kid too.

My son is in kindergarten, and with his speech delay I can’t even get him to pronounce his first name correctly, let alone his last name. I can’t teach my son my phone number or address either. However, you can be sure that if I had a 4th grader who spoke perfectly well, he would know a whole slew of phone numbers, codewords, and alternate scenarios for dealing with something as essential as getting in the fucking house. If I were to let my son walk home from school by himself, I would also have shit worked out in case something as common as lost keys became an issue! I wonder if this guy even realizes or cares that I ran interference with a concerned mom who might have wanted to report the incident to the school, police, or child protective services?

Needless to say, I will not be asking this guy if we can be friends. It would have been great to have someone in my neighborhood, who’s kids go to my son’s schoo, to be friends with, but I really have to pass. Unfortunately, I know that other father is not going to be losing any sleep over this either. I’m used to other dads not wanting to start a bromance with me. I don’t take it personal. I don’t initiate either.

About a year ago, one of my neighbors (who is a dad of 2) asked me to have a beer. I had to decline because I don’t drink. I’d developed a really bad relationship with alcohol in the Navy, and after a couple of ugly drunken scenes a few years ago, which were witnessed by my oldest son, I swore off drinking. It’s not like I have the time or established intimacy to explain all of this to my neighbor, but I knew from the look in his eye, when I declined the beer, that I had missed my chance at being brodies. That’s just how shit goes sometimes. You miss your chance.

So, I don’t drink beer, I don’t watch sports either, and I take being a dad very seriously. So, it’s not surprising that I don’t have many guy friends to hang out with. I’m not completely metro-sexual though. I love to play video games. I can build a house without blueprints, and while I don’t watch sports, I have no problem getting off my ass and playing sports.

What I realize though, is that I don’t have anything related to how men relax. Men like to drink together to decompress and I don’t. Men want to sit around watching other guys play a game on TV that has no intrinsic value. I would rather build a fence or help fix something around the house, but most men consider that kind of stuff as work, or a chore, and not as a relaxing past time. I would find it nice to talk to other guys about what scares me about being a dad, and what I think is great about it too. A lot of dads just don’t want to talk about that kind of stuff. I guess they think it’s too touchy feely, or that it would reveal their vulnerability to another man.

In any case, when I hear women complaining about how men suck, I just kind of grin and bear it. I mean, how can I argue it in? A lot of the time, the guy the woman is complaining about really is a shitty dad or father. When I read books about fatherhood or see similar advice in articles about how dads should really make friends with other dads, I just roll my eyes at the naivety of the idea. At least, as it concerns a father like me. When I hear about this new generation of stay at home dads being a growing minority, I think that they have the ‘minority’ part right. I just hope they having the ‘growing’ part right too. And I hope it grows the fuck up real soon.

1 reply

  1. Great post. So many good points that resonate with what I’ve seen being an at home dad too. It is hard to connect with other guys when you can’t connect on the connection points. Been there, many times. I’m not a huge sports fan either. Rather be outside at a park or at the beach. Being a dad is a HUGE calling, and many dads just don’t even try to step into that calling. That is sad, and frustrating. Again, thanks for the read. Great post.


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